Here’s another excerpt from The Doug Skinner Dossier. Since it’s puzzled a couple of readers, I’ll point out that both the letters and words are complete alphabets, just not in alphabetical order.
ALPHABET
F is a vapor
Z is an elk
U is a paper
S is a whelk
I is a chukka
W is a trail
L is a yucca
D is a quail
Y is a label
N is a mace
E is a gable
H is an ace
B is a xebec
P is a jib
M is a rebec
T is a nib
K is a zipper
A is an ut
Q is a dipper
G is a flute
X is a hobo
O is a kerf
C is an oboe
V is a serf
J is a bridle
R is an idol